1.You’re in a crowded room, would you rather fart loudly and everyone laughs, or be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts?

Im the obnoxious one for sure!

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2.Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?

10 lives for 100 years have you seen me walk?

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3.Would you rather be without elbows or without knees?

Knees for sure mine don’t seem to last that long

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4.Would you rather use eye drops made from vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?

Sandpaper toilet paper…

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5.Would you rather be a clown that distracts the bull or the cowboy that rides the bull?

Cowboy that rides the bull

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6.Would you rather go about your day today naked or fall asleep for a year?

Id prefer naked however when I travel a lot I feel like sleeping for a year..

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7.Would you rather be super fast or super strong?

FAST

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8.Would you rather get even or get over it?

The old JC was get even the new imrpoved version is get over it

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9.Would you rather have two long yellow front teeth like a beaver, or no teeth at all?

No teeth at all

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10.Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald

Bald, its not far off!